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maddestofthehatters:

nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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IT’S BACK

(via bitterassfandom)

snevib:

having 3 friends is a lot of work

(via fake-mermaid)

cockchomp:

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

(Source: cervicks, via sadsouul)

dubstepsunset:

It’s too early but I laughed louder than I should have

(Source: yes-this-is-groot, via loserxbabe)

sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t

(Source: cumdurnp, via sadsouul)

baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

(Source: autogynephile, via natasjahsnamelessblog)

gaydicks420:

the sims 4 announcements are so bleak and depressing out of context 

(via bitterassfandom)

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

(via natasjahsnamelessblog)

kanaya-in-the-tardis:

deranged-baby:

OMFG THE BROWN ONE HAS ANGRY EYEBROWS

"Yes this is my deer friend. Deer friend is pretty like snow. You hurt deer friend I will hurt you."

(Source: zay4ik, via thetremblingofmyhand)