Deirdre - Faeid - Wiccan - Pansexual - Socially awkward - Follow me on instagram / add me on Xbox live: DeirdreLeCat - Add me on Facebook
"white people can’t danc-"
"white people can’t twer-"
not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties
It’s too early but I laughed louder than I should have
LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes
the sims 4 announcements are so bleak and depressing out of context
nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
OMFG THE BROWN ONE HAS ANGRY EYEBROWS
"Yes this is my deer friend. Deer friend is pretty like snow. You hurt deer friend I will hurt you."